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Two choices appeared above my head, either kill all the guys my girlfriend has been cheating with or spare them, I clicked kill.

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I walked towards Santa's dead body and wore his clothes.

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''Nice to meat you" I said to the butcher.

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''That's why I cheat on you with your bestfirend'' said my girlfriend.

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''I cheated on you with your bestfreind'' My girlfriend said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Two choices appeared above my head, either kill all the guys my girlfriend has been cheating with or spare them, I clicked kill.	90
I walked towards Santa's dead body and wore his clothes.	11
''Nice to meat you" I said to the butcher.	10
''That's why I cheat on you with your bestfirend'' said my girlfriend.	3
''I cheated on you with your bestfreind'' My girlfriend said.	1