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Thumbing through the book, he shook his head and laughed, throwing the book onto the pile.

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As the sirens sounded, I followed the instructions I had been taught so many times, and ducked under my desk.

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As the last lights of the universe died, something suddenly appeared.

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As the children all pledged their allegiance to the flag, the teacher could only think.

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When the aliens arrived, everyone was horrified what 2020 had brought.

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I was ecstatic when I invented my time machine, and so wanted to tell everyone.

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I was frantic after aliens hadn't taken me with them.

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"The new Nano Waste Recycling Robots, will be able to process all our Garbage dumps and turn them into useful materials."

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I began to regret getting my latest tattoo on my back.

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As he looked around the world, all he could do was wonder at all he saw.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Thumbing through the book, he shook his head and laughed, throwing the book onto the pile.	556
As the sirens sounded, I followed the instructions I had been taught so many times, and ducked under my desk.	183
As the last lights of the universe died, something suddenly appeared.	109
As the children all pledged their allegiance to the flag, the teacher could only think.	94
When the aliens arrived, everyone was horrified what 2020 had brought.	80
I was ecstatic when I invented my time machine, and so wanted to tell everyone.	64
I was frantic after aliens hadn't taken me with them.	60
"The new Nano Waste Recycling Robots, will be able to process all our Garbage dumps and turn them into useful materials."	58
I began to regret getting my latest tattoo on my back.	53
As he looked around the world, all he could do was wonder at all he saw.	42