/u/iron_ferret22's posts
[WP]you’re just a lowly goblin tasked with fixing and cleaning the Demon Lords favourite wrist watch. You have no idea why the Demon Lord spends so much time talking to you when you are to scared to even respond.
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[WP]hi. Are you an evil villain tired of being portrayed as misunderstood by the media. Were you wrongly photoshoped helping a little girl save her cat or boy find his dog? Give us a call at 555-evil.
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[WP]the alien was super excited to try his hands at human baking. Humans started getting ill. The alien didn’t know that the actual moon didn’t go into the moon cake and now the health inspectors are here.
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[WP]On your deathbed you wished to be reincarnated to face an overwhelming enemy. You didn’t expect to reborn as a cat.
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[WP]Death the grim reaper was never a supernatural force or powerful entity or anything of the sort, Death was originally just called The final rest. It was later renamed after the guy who caused the most devastating work place accident ever.
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[WP]when my back legs stopped working, I thought for sure the human would get rid of or, even finally eat me. To my surprise the human is actually helping me. I can feel the wind on my face again.
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[WP]You and your best friend were killed. Reincarnated in a new world, memory intact, you’re convinced your friend is here too. You’ve spent the last 20 years in here putting out whatever old world references you could to attract your friend. When sudden you hear behind you," Jesse?..."
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[WP]you and your men were pinned down, the enemy closing in. With only your rifles, random stuff and a case of water. “Quickly, dump that water on me”you yell. “What!?” They ask. “I do my best thinking in the shower,hurry”. You yell.
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