/u/iron_ferret22's posts
[WP]you have the most beautiful girlfriend in the galaxy, quite literally. The only problem was that your new girlfriend ate literal trash. She won’t eat a real meal. She claims it’s her culture but, you doubt that.
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[WP]You’ve travelled multiple worlds and met aliens, you’ve even been to other dimensions but you somehow are the most boring person ever, like the worst, even gods have said so.
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[WP]you are a high elf. years ago you had a son. Circumstances took you on a very long adventure. After many years by chance, You see your son again. A regretful alcoholic that started a war protecting a nest of animals. You couldn’t be more proud of his compassion for animals.
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[WP] you are Dancing guy Billy of the hero’s party. Every time a problem arises or a battle starts your first and only solution is to perform the latest dance moves, the hero’s patience is wearing thin.
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[WP]an elegant version of yourself appeared in your room through a portal and introduced you to all your different variants. They impressed and disappointed you, But the variant you truly wanted to meet was the you in from the mirror.
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[WP]When death arrived at your door angry, you couldn’t figure out why. Until he starts to yell at you about ending his 100 kill streak in modern warfare.
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[WP] in the land of mystic fantasy. The elves, orcs and fairy’s all live together in harmony. Until one day a giant portal appears in the sky raining down a devastating horde, devouring everyone, sparing no one, void of mercy. for the first time since the feast they began taking a human form.
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[WP]Hero’s are born and trained on earth. When another reality’s god finds an earthling with the required skill set to change their world for the better, they must fill out endless paperwork and attend countless interviews. Today is your last interview to finally get your desired hero.
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[WP]today you’re taken to the library to get your card. Unfortunately you need a co-signer. You turn to your uncle and ask. With a pain expression he reminds you that he is a cyborg ninja from the moon and his work visa contract prohibits co-signing of any kind. Looks like no library card today.
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