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“Mummy, mummy can you check for monsters under my bed?”

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“I think my wife is trying to kill me” I told the doctor, sweating, pale and with a loss of twenty pounds.

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I told my wife I was taking her swinging as I find it so arousing. NSFW

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The children kept finding the Christmas presents so I hid them in the attic until Christmas Eve.

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I always said I would kill myself rather than become old and frail.

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Watching my daughter slide deeper and deeper into depression I turn to trusty google.

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The elf on the shelf hasn’t come today.

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People often wonder what their life is worth but my wife’s life insurance told me hers was 350k.

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Forever is not long enough

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My heart is beating out of my chest, my hands are shaking and sweat is dripping down my back.

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