/u/izzyhalsall's posts
[WP] You are a bowling ball. Describe your exciting adventurous journey from glorious palm to killing evil pins to magical behind the scenes, to ball retrieval.
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[WP] A 'birds and the bees' talk from a bee dad to his adopted teenage bird daughter. She doesn't understand all the awkward bee analogies
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[WP] You buy a new board game at the local secondhand store. It is apparently a D+D spin-off, Caves and Lizards. The rule book is sketchy, and instead of dice you are provide a standard Magic 8 Ball, a deck of Tarot cards and some property cards from Monopoly. Still, you play anyway.
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[EU] Bored of the same mundane gimmicks, Batman and Superman appear on a reality TV show Villain Swap. Intrigued by his genius, Batman ends up working with Lex Luther as a villain, whilst Superman's goodness persuades the Joker to use his impractical methods for good.
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[TT] A dyslexic child accidentally sends their Christmas list to Satan instead of Santa. Satan, assuming it's a standard soul contract, sets off to find Merfolk on Earth to fulfill the wish, but to no avail.
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[WP] You're a successful super villain who breaks the 4th wall. One of the main reasons you defeat heroes is because you enioy knowing the reader gets attatched but can't save them. Finally reveal your complete genius to the helpless hero before you 'off' them.
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IAmA brit who recently spent £3000 over 3 weeks touring some of the most popular destinations on the East Coast of USA. AMA!
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[WP] Your name is Doug. A typo on your death certificate messes up your processing. You're settling in well in your new afterlife, at Dog Heaven.
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[WP] You find an encyclopedia with every lie you've ever been told written, quoted and dated. You start to lose trust in all your relationships and work out who cares for you the most,and the least.
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