/u/jacksonmears's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After traveling across the world and working many unpaid internships, once I step off this podium I can finally begin a new chapter of my life.

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Mom didn’t come home last night and dad doesn’t seem to care.

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I finally had my first crash after driving for 30+ years when I fell asleep at the wheel.

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As my son was rotting in misery on his deathbed he tearfully sputtered, “I’m finally seeing the bright white light!”

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I, by some miracle of god, successfully resuscitated my son after he’d been deemed clinically dead.

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When I was a kid I loved collecting pro athletes’ cards.

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I was thrilled to find all my kindergarten students still asleep after I got back from the bathroom.

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Has anyone else noticed how much the maintenance crew have improved lately?

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As I stand over my kids mutilated and burnt bodies all I can do I wonder…

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My daughter came home all excited to tell us about the firework assembly at her elementary today

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After traveling across the world and working many unpaid internships, once I step off this podium I can finally begin a new chapter of my life.	259
Mom didn’t come home last night and dad doesn’t seem to care.	21
I finally had my first crash after driving for 30+ years when I fell asleep at the wheel.	21
As my son was rotting in misery on his deathbed he tearfully sputtered, “I’m finally seeing the bright white light!”	21
I, by some miracle of god, successfully resuscitated my son after he’d been deemed clinically dead.	21
When I was a kid I loved collecting pro athletes’ cards.	17
I was thrilled to find all my kindergarten students still asleep after I got back from the bathroom.	15
Has anyone else noticed how much the maintenance crew have improved lately?	12
As I stand over my kids mutilated and burnt bodies all I can do I wonder…	8
My daughter came home all excited to tell us about the firework assembly at her elementary today	4