/u/jacobosm50's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Thank you for your interest in our cancer treatment. Due to your low credit score and lack of funds, your application has been rejected, have a nice day.

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We can't keep on living like this, we must take our lives back!

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"Babe, they've finally found a kidney for our daughter!".

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Try to save some battery.

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This is the first time I've actually liked my boss.

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I was unsure if should do it or not, my thoughts were clouded by the booze and pills I has taken earlier.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Thank you for your interest in our cancer treatment. Due to your low credit score and lack of funds, your application has been rejected, have a nice day.	1363
We can't keep on living like this, we must take our lives back!	36
"Babe, they've finally found a kidney for our daughter!".	22
Try to save some battery.	17
This is the first time I've actually liked my boss.	15
I was unsure if should do it or not, my thoughts were clouded by the booze and pills I has taken earlier.	14