/u/jadednicole's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When my daughter broke into my baking fridge and ate all of my client's cakes, I knew I had to do something about her food addiction.

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“They’re demanding you come home and open the safe or they’ll kill me and the kids!”

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"You can never be too careful these days, hell, even I could be a weirdo trying to grab your kid, Lady."

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While at my best friend’s baby shower, stunned by her pale, thin frame supporting the massive lump on her abdomen, I commented on her disproportionate figure.

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After our last fight, I shouldn’t have caved and brought you back home.

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“What are you afraid of?” I asked as I let out a nervous chuckle, puzzled at her shivering under the backlight sky on a warm summer night.

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"All of my days, they've treated me as a cancer patient and nothing more," he whispers to himself as he takes calculated steps toward the hospital entrance.

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She and I, we are falling apart.

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Kate squealed with excitement, "Can you believe they finally started carrying my favorite line?!"

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The customer’s voice shaky on the other end, she clears her throat and states her complaint:

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my daughter broke into my baking fridge and ate all of my client's cakes, I knew I had to do something about her food addiction.	865
“They’re demanding you come home and open the safe or they’ll kill me and the kids!”	356
"You can never be too careful these days, hell, even I could be a weirdo trying to grab your kid, Lady."	131
While at my best friend’s baby shower, stunned by her pale, thin frame supporting the massive lump on her abdomen, I commented on her disproportionate figure.	48
After our last fight, I shouldn’t have caved and brought you back home.	25
“What are you afraid of?” I asked as I let out a nervous chuckle, puzzled at her shivering under the backlight sky on a warm summer night.	20
"All of my days, they've treated me as a cancer patient and nothing more," he whispers to himself as he takes calculated steps toward the hospital entrance.	13
She and I, we are falling apart.	12
Kate squealed with excitement, "Can you believe they finally started carrying my favorite line?!"	11
The customer’s voice shaky on the other end, she clears her throat and states her complaint:	6