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[WP][EU] In a new version of the Kobayashi Maru training simulation, Starfleet cadets will be "assisted" by an old A.I called GLaDOS

18 upvotes

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[WP] Scientists have perfected communication with whales and dolphins...and now they wish they hadn't

15 upvotes

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[WP] "You are the Destined Hero!" "I know...but I'm much happier just being a _______"

14 upvotes

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[WP] An alien fleet appears: "We received a message. We're here to help one of your princes move 'trunks of gold and cash' out of his country". It's clear that they're here to collect.

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[WP][EU] The Monster MAS*H - the best army medical team in the war staffed entirely by the scariest creatures the horror genre has to offer

11 upvotes

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[WP] Death comes for somebody, but that person's name is not on Death's list. Death is surprised when this person says "You misunderstand, Death...YOU are on MY list"

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[WP] "I told you, most of my assistants die horrible and agonizing deaths. Why did that make you MORE eager to be interviewed??"

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[WP] A guy/gal whips out a guitar and starts shredding/soloing at precisely the WORST possible moment

9 upvotes

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[WP] Even with the massive budget cuts, the supervillain demands an overly-elaborate death trap for the hero to fall into. The Security Team and Accounting meet up to make it happen!

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[WP]"So you went to the kitchen, made some toast, poured some coffee...and now there's an inter-dimensional portal??"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP][EU] In a new version of the Kobayashi Maru training simulation, Starfleet cadets will be "assisted" by an old A.I called GLaDOS	18
[WP] Scientists have perfected communication with whales and dolphins...and now they wish they hadn't	15
[WP] "You are the Destined Hero!" "I know...but I'm much happier just being a _______"	14
[WP] An alien fleet appears: "We received a message. We're here to help one of your princes move 'trunks of gold and cash' out of his country". It's clear that they're here to collect.	12
[WP][EU] The Monster MAS*H - the best army medical team in the war staffed entirely by the scariest creatures the horror genre has to offer	11
[WP] Death comes for somebody, but that person's name is not on Death's list. Death is surprised when this person says "You misunderstand, Death...YOU are on MY list"	11
[WP] "I told you, most of my assistants die horrible and agonizing deaths. Why did that make you MORE eager to be interviewed??"	10
[WP] A guy/gal whips out a guitar and starts shredding/soloing at precisely the WORST possible moment	9
[WP] Even with the massive budget cuts, the supervillain demands an overly-elaborate death trap for the hero to fall into. The Security Team and Accounting meet up to make it happen!	9
[WP]"So you went to the kitchen, made some toast, poured some coffee...and now there's an inter-dimensional portal??"	9