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[WP] Both parties in a job interview are actually recruiters for super-secret government and/or sinister organizations. They are both trying to recruit the other for their respective organizations.
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[WP] The characters have been plotting, double dealing, backstabbing and causing chaos for awhile. They've finally figured out that the author will simply not allow anyone to die, which would be great except they really want to get to the end of the story.
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[WP][EU] Link, the Hero of Time, is supposed to be defeating evil. Unfortunately, every time he finds a treasure chest in a dungeon he just HAS to make an unboxing video. The rest of Hyrule is getting rather impatient, and taking to Link's social media to let him know it.
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[WP] Describe the feeling of itchiness without ever using the word or referring to the idea/action of scratching
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[WP] You are the Choco-mancer! You can create, control and manipulate any sugary junk food to do your bidding!
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[EU] When Pinocchio lies his nose grows, but that's not the only thing. Other kinds of statements cause other strange or ill effects to Pinocchio's nose, which Geppetto is only now finding out
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[WP][EU] All of the ship's systems function normally, but the computer AI on the Starship Enterprise has now become extremely sarcastic.
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[EU] Years after Tom Riddle's defeat, a troupe of wizard theater performers decide to satirize him: Springtime for Voldemort!
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