/u/jayflo444's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Hey, are you listening to this in your head? You wouldn’t let a stranger walk into your house but somehow you let me inside your mind so easily.

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I should’ve listened to mommy; It didn’t taste like candy. I feel bad for making mommy cry.

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Two was great, three was a lot, and four was too much. I’m now foaming at the mouth, unable to move, and awaiting death.

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I have a secret dark desire for extreme self-mutilation. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like having no head since I already have nobody.

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Maggot God

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My whole life I thought my parents were my real parents. Turns out I was actually adopted.

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So I said to the guy “HEY! That’s my fish not yours!” And he flew away. Hahaha Oh if only you were alive to see it honey.

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My father went out to get some milk. It’s been 20 years and he never came back.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Hey, are you listening to this in your head? You wouldn’t let a stranger walk into your house but somehow you let me inside your mind so easily.	499
I should’ve listened to mommy; It didn’t taste like candy. I feel bad for making mommy cry.	179
Two was great, three was a lot, and four was too much. I’m now foaming at the mouth, unable to move, and awaiting death.	12
I have a secret dark desire for extreme self-mutilation. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like having no head since I already have nobody.	7
Maggot God	1
My whole life I thought my parents were my real parents. Turns out I was actually adopted.	0
So I said to the guy “HEY! That’s my fish not yours!” And he flew away. Hahaha Oh if only you were alive to see it honey.	0
My father went out to get some milk. It’s been 20 years and he never came back.	0