/u/jdgoodwin66's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"So whats life like now?" I said as I awoke from a 30 year coma.

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"Daddy, daddy, daddy, can we get ice cream on the way home PRETTY PLEAAASSSSEEE", asked little Rebecca.

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My favorite part of the day has always been in the morning, when I watch my wife and daughter walk hand in hand down the staircase to join me for breakfast.

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I like the feeling of standing on the edge, whether its metaphorical or literal.

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An older gentlemen asked to sit next to me the other day at the park while he waited for his ride, then proceeded to tell me the 3 men in a van across the park had been staring at me for the past 30 minutes.

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When did everyone become such pussies?

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Abuse, even when referred to as "severe", may be categorized into two forms, physical and emotional.

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The police just came to my door to tell me my husband was killed in the alley behind our favorite coffee shop.

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For the first time in forever, my son has actually been showing signs of happiness.

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My daughter and her boyfriend broke up last week and she's been holed up in her room for days now.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"So whats life like now?" I said as I awoke from a 30 year coma.	349
"Daddy, daddy, daddy, can we get ice cream on the way home PRETTY PLEAAASSSSEEE", asked little Rebecca.	307
My favorite part of the day has always been in the morning, when I watch my wife and daughter walk hand in hand down the staircase to join me for breakfast.	189
I like the feeling of standing on the edge, whether its metaphorical or literal.	89
An older gentlemen asked to sit next to me the other day at the park while he waited for his ride, then proceeded to tell me the 3 men in a van across the park had been staring at me for the past 30 minutes.	66
When did everyone become such pussies?	63
Abuse, even when referred to as "severe", may be categorized into two forms, physical and emotional.	55
The police just came to my door to tell me my husband was killed in the alley behind our favorite coffee shop.	52
For the first time in forever, my son has actually been showing signs of happiness.	52
My daughter and her boyfriend broke up last week and she's been holed up in her room for days now.	46