/u/jdyerjdyer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The squirrels were so cute eating out of the old man's hand at the park.

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The flight attendant, clearly nervous, asked if there was anyone who had experience flying a plane onboard.

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Never give a genie room for interpretation.

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I thought about suffocation, starvation, thirst, the worst when the mine shaft collapsed.

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I sat on the park bench and watched as the last rays of sunlight lit up the horizon in a brilliant pink hue.

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I'm coming for you, but you'll never see me coming for I am invisible, floating on the wind.

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The clown asked if I wanted to be a ballon animal.

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I thought guarding a cemetery would be an easy overnight gig.

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The monkey held the banana like a gun and mimicked pulling the trigger.

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I felt very loved by my best friend as he constantly reminded me I was going to be his best chum ever.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The squirrels were so cute eating out of the old man's hand at the park.	473
The flight attendant, clearly nervous, asked if there was anyone who had experience flying a plane onboard.	386
Never give a genie room for interpretation.	373
I thought about suffocation, starvation, thirst, the worst when the mine shaft collapsed.	285
I sat on the park bench and watched as the last rays of sunlight lit up the horizon in a brilliant pink hue.	255
I'm coming for you, but you'll never see me coming for I am invisible, floating on the wind.	239
The clown asked if I wanted to be a ballon animal.	179
I thought guarding a cemetery would be an easy overnight gig.	167
The monkey held the banana like a gun and mimicked pulling the trigger.	138
I felt very loved by my best friend as he constantly reminded me I was going to be his best chum ever.	133