/u/jdyerjdyer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Don't cry for me, the little girl whispered into my ear as I slept.

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Drip, drip, drip went the faucet in the bathroom.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

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I was not prepared for the horrors that awaited me in the haunted house.

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I count them out, 203, 204, 205, with each tap followed by a scream.

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I committed murder at a very young age and got away with it!

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Count backwards from 10 and we'll have that diseased kidney out before you know it, Mr. Warren.

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The early morning vomiting didn't worry me that much, nor did waking up naked in the middle of the woods.

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I heard a knocking sound coming from the casket.

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The kid was so excited to see big foot for the first time ever in his life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Don't cry for me, the little girl whispered into my ear as I slept.	116
Drip, drip, drip went the faucet in the bathroom.	107
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.	97
I was not prepared for the horrors that awaited me in the haunted house.	94
I count them out, 203, 204, 205, with each tap followed by a scream.	78
I committed murder at a very young age and got away with it!	66
Count backwards from 10 and we'll have that diseased kidney out before you know it, Mr. Warren.	63
The early morning vomiting didn't worry me that much, nor did waking up naked in the middle of the woods.	63
I heard a knocking sound coming from the casket.	62
The kid was so excited to see big foot for the first time ever in his life.	59