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The sales lady told me the knives were sharp enough to cut meat like it was paper.

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If you read the second sentence nothing bad will happen to you.

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I kept telling myself the dark was nothing to be afraid of, but "deep down" I knew it was a lie.

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Ten little eyes, two little toes, a few teeth, and only God knows.

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Oooo, I see dead people, joked the little boy, as he and his friends traipsed through the old asylum.

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The light was so bright and the warmth felt good on my skin.

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There was blood and limp bodies everywhere!

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The therapist tried to coax me into my safe place, but the rapist had stolen that from me.

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After dinner my wife opened a bottle of wine to which I asked what was the occasion?

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My teleportation device is finally a success!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The sales lady told me the knives were sharp enough to cut meat like it was paper.	58
If you read the second sentence nothing bad will happen to you.	52
I kept telling myself the dark was nothing to be afraid of, but "deep down" I knew it was a lie.	50
Ten little eyes, two little toes, a few teeth, and only God knows.	50
Oooo, I see dead people, joked the little boy, as he and his friends traipsed through the old asylum.	50
The light was so bright and the warmth felt good on my skin.	49
There was blood and limp bodies everywhere!	49
The therapist tried to coax me into my safe place, but the rapist had stolen that from me.	49
After dinner my wife opened a bottle of wine to which I asked what was the occasion?	48
My teleportation device is finally a success!	48