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Scientists estimate there are about 1.6 million ants per person.

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I thought my life was perfect with all the food I could eat, a great place to sleep, and not a care in the world.

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Daddy, I want that one, I heard the little girl say, pointing at me.

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I kill hundreds of people every week and no one can do a single thing to stop me.

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Having checked the closet and under the bed, the little boy slipped under the covers.

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Today I found out fairies are real.

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The new tenants flipped the switch repeatedly, but seeing there was no obvious effect, they turned it off leaving me gagged and starving alone in the dark again.

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I didn't realize how long a few minutes could stretch until now.

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I told him a hundred times not to play in the stove, that it was dangerous.

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Fire and ice and nothing nice will come this hot summer day.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Scientists estimate there are about 1.6 million ants per person.	46
I thought my life was perfect with all the food I could eat, a great place to sleep, and not a care in the world.	45
Daddy, I want that one, I heard the little girl say, pointing at me.	43
I kill hundreds of people every week and no one can do a single thing to stop me.	42
Having checked the closet and under the bed, the little boy slipped under the covers.	36
Today I found out fairies are real.	35
The new tenants flipped the switch repeatedly, but seeing there was no obvious effect, they turned it off leaving me gagged and starving alone in the dark again.	33
I didn't realize how long a few minutes could stretch until now.	32
I told him a hundred times not to play in the stove, that it was dangerous.	32
Fire and ice and nothing nice will come this hot summer day.	32