/u/jedergutenameisweg's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Zombie Virus left the infected with only the most primitive part of brain intact

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When the genie granted me the wish to be the fastest human alive, I ran east coast to west coat in only 10 seconds

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"Hey Siri, remind me to close the doors in 20 minutes".

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Hopefully my boyfriend will change his mind, when i will tell him that I'm pregnant with his child.

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Sometimes I feel like I'm the loneliest guy on this planet

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The breakfast smells amazing honey, I said when when I entered the kitchen

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"360° noscope you noobs", I shouted with an currently K/D of 16/0

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I always used the gift of watching into the future to enrich myself

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His tinder date said that the door of her house is open and she would wait for him naked in her bed

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Theoretically the masks was a good idea, at trying to stop the spread of the infection.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Zombie Virus left the infected with only the most primitive part of brain intact	4994
When the genie granted me the wish to be the fastest human alive, I ran east coast to west coat in only 10 seconds	276
"Hey Siri, remind me to close the doors in 20 minutes".	163
Hopefully my boyfriend will change his mind, when i will tell him that I'm pregnant with his child.	133
Sometimes I feel like I'm the loneliest guy on this planet	64
The breakfast smells amazing honey, I said when when I entered the kitchen	25
"360° noscope you noobs", I shouted with an currently K/D of 16/0	20
I always used the gift of watching into the future to enrich myself	18
His tinder date said that the door of her house is open and she would wait for him naked in her bed	17
Theoretically the masks was a good idea, at trying to stop the spread of the infection.	14