/u/jeffsterboy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Dad and Mom dropped me off to watch Finding Nemo by myself, cause I'm "a big boy now".

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I awoke from the sound of Santa's bells jingling.

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After waking in the morning with the largest headache, I found my pillow stained with blood again.

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I struggle relentlessly through the stomach acid toward the upper esophageal sphincter.

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I'm only 4

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Mom got back from Blockbuster. She said they didn't have spirited away so she got cars.

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Barracudas can't live in chlorine, right? So what the fuck is that?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dad and Mom dropped me off to watch Finding Nemo by myself, cause I'm "a big boy now".	818
I awoke from the sound of Santa's bells jingling.	17
After waking in the morning with the largest headache, I found my pillow stained with blood again.	14
I struggle relentlessly through the stomach acid toward the upper esophageal sphincter.	3
I'm only 4	1
Mom got back from Blockbuster. She said they didn't have spirited away so she got cars.	1
Barracudas can't live in chlorine, right? So what the fuck is that?	1