/u/jelliedboar's posts
[WP] One day you are abducted by aliens. You spend days in a nicely furnished room until you hear someone shout "human i choose you" and you are ejected from yoir new home.
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[WP] The alien looks over your tattoos "I have only heard legends of people like this, our civilization lost them long ago. Please come with me, only a warrior like you can save us now."
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[WP] You are the worlds first superhero. After taking care of a hostage situation a cop asks you what your power is. You chuckle "plot armour of course".
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[WP] aliens make first contact with new planets by scanning the population and abducting whoever has the most complex brain waves. That's how you, a college student peaking on mushrooms became Earth's representative.
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[WP] you are working in an office in the year 2400, in a recent attempt to minimize the rising crime rate you are allowed to settle disputes in a trial by combat and Dave just ate your lunch again.
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[WP] Satan is looking over your file "it says here you died trying to rob a bank to pay for your mother's cancer treatment? Other than that a clean slate... I wouldn't feel right torturing you for this lets figure something out"
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[WP] A year ago today you were just a man with a deathwish looking to die doing something meaningful. Now you're the worlds first "super hero". Somehow no one's realized you don't have any real powers.
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[WP] You have found a way to travel back in time and intend to use your advanced weapons to rule supreme over the primitive savages. You have your squire fit your chest plate and you ready your sword before stepping into the circle of runes.
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[WP] When on a camping trip with your two friends you are abducted by aliens. They are similar in height but appear very frail. You are approached and told that the aliens intend to gather information on how to subjugate Earth. Unsure how to respond you punch it.
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[WP] you are a mercenary off for the holidays. You and a bunch of your co-workers got black out drunk to celebrate and on your way to the hotel you find a store being shaken down by what qualifies as a police force here. You don't know where your shoes are but you do know you need to do something.
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