/u/jessluce's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It's breaking my heart that my girlfriend has fallen in love with someone else, but I've got a plan to get rid of him tonight.

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"Mum, where did I come from?"

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No one ever tells you that the hardest part of parenting is how long it takes for kids to accept you as their parent.

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As a contractor, my passion is restoring old buildings to their glory days.

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My flatmates have been grumpy at me lately, and I've just overheard them discussing whether to get rid of me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's breaking my heart that my girlfriend has fallen in love with someone else, but I've got a plan to get rid of him tonight.	2796
"Mum, where did I come from?"	984
No one ever tells you that the hardest part of parenting is how long it takes for kids to accept you as their parent.	596
As a contractor, my passion is restoring old buildings to their glory days.	6
My flatmates have been grumpy at me lately, and I've just overheard them discussing whether to get rid of me.	1