/u/jizzinmypuss's posts

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I asked my cat, "Can you talk?"

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"Thank God, we killed the spider monster", I said with a sigh of relief

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"YES, THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S", screamed my mom in anguish as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover.

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"I'm finally gonna prove that Grandfather paradox isn't real", I thought to myself as I shot my grandfather

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"One door leads to heaven and the other leads to hell", said God

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"Yes, that's my husband's", screamed my mom as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover. NSFW

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I asked my dog "Can you talk?"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked my cat, "Can you talk?"	220	TwoSentenceComedy
"Thank God, we killed the spider monster", I said with a sigh of relief	60	TwoSentenceHorror
"YES, THAT'S MY HUSBAND'S", screamed my mom in anguish as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm finally gonna prove that Grandfather paradox isn't real", I thought to myself as I shot my grandfather	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"One door leads to heaven and the other leads to hell", said God	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"Yes, that's my husband's", screamed my mom as she was asked to identify the only body part of my dad the police were able to recover. NSFW	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked my dog "Can you talk?"	1	TwoSentenceHorror