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He told me he’s going to leave his dreadful wife, so tonight I’m going to cook him a big dinner and finally tell him I love him! NSFW

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On our third date, she asked me, “so what’s your body count?”

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I’ve always loved watching Bob Ross paint his happy little trees.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He told me he’s going to leave his dreadful wife, so tonight I’m going to cook him a big dinner and finally tell him I love him! NSFW	332
On our third date, she asked me, “so what’s your body count?”	14
I’ve always loved watching Bob Ross paint his happy little trees.	1