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We’ve all heard of the 1 in 52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 odds you have that when you slap a table all the atoms in your had will miss and your hand will go straight through.

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Mistress tied me down on the bed and told me not to move while she went to make herself some dinner. NSFW

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I was so happy when we trained our dog to use her special button to be let in.

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“Did you hear the FBI said they estimate there are up to 30 active serial killers” She said into her phone going down the highway.

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Blinded by the saltwater, I was swimming as hard as I could trying to reach the surface.

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Driving to and from work I always joked the New Jersey turnpike was my personal hell.

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My dad put me in the attic in my wheelchair and told me not to come out until I was sure what was making the noise downstairs was gone to come out.

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I threw up my suicide pill and laid next to my now freshly dead friends.

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I ordered hand made gloves off the internet.

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What’s my favorite part of a woman?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We’ve all heard of the 1 in 52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 odds you have that when you slap a table all the atoms in your had will miss and your hand will go straight through.	13357
Mistress tied me down on the bed and told me not to move while she went to make herself some dinner. NSFW	3161
I was so happy when we trained our dog to use her special button to be let in.	823
“Did you hear the FBI said they estimate there are up to 30 active serial killers” She said into her phone going down the highway.	821
Blinded by the saltwater, I was swimming as hard as I could trying to reach the surface.	801
Driving to and from work I always joked the New Jersey turnpike was my personal hell.	27
My dad put me in the attic in my wheelchair and told me not to come out until I was sure what was making the noise downstairs was gone to come out.	4
I threw up my suicide pill and laid next to my now freshly dead friends.	2
I ordered hand made gloves off the internet.	1
What’s my favorite part of a woman?	1