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The demon merchant was willing to trade me the spell book for a handful of souls under my jurisdiction.

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I'm glad my parents got to see me graduate and become a surgeon at a very prestigious hospital before they died.

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Ever wonder what we fairies and goblins do with the first borns we trade wishes for?

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The genie granted my wish for "my weight in gold".

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Remember these paper guillotines from school and how the teacher warned us not to stick our fingers in them?

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I offered the fin man all of my gold for him to give my daughter back.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The demon merchant was willing to trade me the spell book for a handful of souls under my jurisdiction.	24
I'm glad my parents got to see me graduate and become a surgeon at a very prestigious hospital before they died.	17
Ever wonder what we fairies and goblins do with the first borns we trade wishes for?	13
The genie granted my wish for "my weight in gold".	9
Remember these paper guillotines from school and how the teacher warned us not to stick our fingers in them?	1
I offered the fin man all of my gold for him to give my daughter back.	0