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I took a uniform from a fallen enemy and hoped I could escape in the future unnoticed.

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I was very relieved that when the Aliens started amputating all of my limbs and reaching for my organs, I felt no pain and in fact didn't die.

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Living in central Europe, the tsunami warning was clearly a mistake.

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After several hours of agonizing pain, I still had last bits of hope that the doctors might actually cure my mental illness with this modern 'shock therapy'.

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Speeding through the night with my truck, I managed to swerve at the very last moment to the side.

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"Thank god I have the collision on camera, nobody would believe me the idiot in the van just backed into me on a completely empty street.

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The starved travelers rejoiced upon seeing the mountains of food that suddenly appeared in their cages after they woke up.

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We were all told they can't see us if we lay on the ground since they can't differentiate between regular ground and living objects.

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After being nearly killed by a group of lions, I stumbled upon a small river with a bunch of Hippos.

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I tried to scream to everyone about my allergy to nuts but was too paralysed to do so.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I took a uniform from a fallen enemy and hoped I could escape in the future unnoticed.	4936	TwoSentenceHorror
I was very relieved that when the Aliens started amputating all of my limbs and reaching for my organs, I felt no pain and in fact didn't die.	4402	TwoSentenceHorror
Living in central Europe, the tsunami warning was clearly a mistake.	250	TwoSentenceHorror
After several hours of agonizing pain, I still had last bits of hope that the doctors might actually cure my mental illness with this modern 'shock therapy'.	245	TwoSentenceHorror
Speeding through the night with my truck, I managed to swerve at the very last moment to the side.	85	TwoSentenceHorror
"Thank god I have the collision on camera, nobody would believe me the idiot in the van just backed into me on a completely empty street.	83	TwoSentenceHorror
The starved travelers rejoiced upon seeing the mountains of food that suddenly appeared in their cages after they woke up.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
We were all told they can't see us if we lay on the ground since they can't differentiate between regular ground and living objects.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
After being nearly killed by a group of lions, I stumbled upon a small river with a bunch of Hippos.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to scream to everyone about my allergy to nuts but was too paralysed to do so.	33	TwoSentenceHorror