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I giggled as I sent my d**k pic to Mo’s cellphone, he was a gorgeous guy I’d got talking to from Reddit. NSFW

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I don’t enjoy killing people.

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“Now, place the scalpel against the foreskin and cut round, nurse.” NSFW

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My daughter will be delighted with the puppy I bought her for Christmas.

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“My husband is joining us for dinner,” said Lady Ashby.

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I giggled as I sent my d**k pic to Mo’s cellphone - he was a gorgeous guy I’d been talking to on Reddit. NSFW

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I gently picked and peeled at the scab until I had a piece the size of a fingernail and popped it into my mouth and chewed it.

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I turned the beatle onto his back and dragged my scalpel down the centre, releasing his innards.

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“Don’t cut the rope,” my dad shouted at me when I was 12 years old.

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Carefully missing the step I had loosened, I went downstairs and shouted up for my elderly widowed mother.

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