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I came out yesterday to my super religious parents.

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Things were fine when she first moved in but she pretty quickly started voicing her discomfort with all the mementos I’ve kept from past relationships.

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For the umpteenth time, I kicked myself for ever being young and idealistic enough to marry an "artisanal dairy farmer".

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I made sure everything was in place - perfect hair: check!, lip gloss: check!, cute outfit: check! - before going live for my very first OnlyFans appearance ever.

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I howled with laughter and boasted, "know that I will destroy each and every one of your bloodlines, for though you may kill me now, I will rise again and again and again for eternity."

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Mommy just tells me to go to sleep and says there is nothing under my bed.

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I knew exactly what I wanted and immediately shouted, "Genie, I want to be the greatest lover in the world!"

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Sometimes I make cute little costumes for my doggos and act out movie scenes for my friends to watch.

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[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking and a wracking cough that, despite all of my valiant efforts, culminated in me disgorging thick, clumpy vomit all over my chest.

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[JUNE2020DESERTTEAM] The relentless sun blistered her skin and boiled her lungs but she continued trudging doggedly toward the faint mosquito buzz and the shimmering promise on the horizon.

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I came out yesterday to my super religious parents.	43
Things were fine when she first moved in but she pretty quickly started voicing her discomfort with all the mementos I’ve kept from past relationships.	42
For the umpteenth time, I kicked myself for ever being young and idealistic enough to marry an "artisanal dairy farmer".	40
I made sure everything was in place - perfect hair: check!, lip gloss: check!, cute outfit: check! - before going live for my very first OnlyFans appearance ever.	35
I howled with laughter and boasted, "know that I will destroy each and every one of your bloodlines, for though you may kill me now, I will rise again and again and again for eternity."	32
Mommy just tells me to go to sleep and says there is nothing under my bed.	29
I knew exactly what I wanted and immediately shouted, "Genie, I want to be the greatest lover in the world!"	24
Sometimes I make cute little costumes for my doggos and act out movie scenes for my friends to watch.	21
[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking and a wracking cough that, despite all of my valiant efforts, culminated in me disgorging thick, clumpy vomit all over my chest.	17
[JUNE2020DESERTTEAM] The relentless sun blistered her skin and boiled her lungs but she continued trudging doggedly toward the faint mosquito buzz and the shimmering promise on the horizon.	17