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I got laid off, lost my house, my wife left me, my kids won’t talk to me, and my dog got hit by a car.

3540 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Help, I am being held against my will at 548 Market Street in San Francisco!

1474 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The ghosts are pretty weak, to be honest, and it never really bugged me when they threw the odd book or dish at the wall.

645 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] As everyone leans in to hear the latest vague reports about the alien invasion, the General bursts into the bunker. "I NEED A DOCTOR -." Immediately, every surgeon and physician stands at the ready. "NO! A DOCTOR OF ___!" Confused, all eyes turn to you.

463 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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“You’re so strong and smart and caring; I love you so much and can’t imagine my life without you.”

318 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] It's the night before the Science Fair and you just need something to make it look like you tried. You raid the attic and start gluing, splicing, and jamming weird electronic finds together. You turn your doodad on to see if it does anything and, unexpectedly, hear a very insistent voice.

314 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You're 82 and are told you have maybe a month left. It's the anniversary of your mother's death and, feeling sentimental, you decide to visit her grave one last time. You see her headstone, read the inscription, nod hello to your grandfather - your grandfather?! He looks at you sheepishly....

144 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking followed by a sharp CRACK that forced my eyes open.

128 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My dad yelled at me to hammer the pegs in faster as he set up the tarp in the fading sunlight.

100 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You hate your job. You resolve tenancy disputes. All. Day. Long. Ugh, here's another one. New resident has taken possession before the old resident vacated. You grab your clipboard and your pentagram, and head out to meet the body under contention.

76 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got laid off, lost my house, my wife left me, my kids won’t talk to me, and my dog got hit by a car.	3540	TwoSentenceSadness
Help, I am being held against my will at 548 Market Street in San Francisco!	1474	TwoSentenceHorror
The ghosts are pretty weak, to be honest, and it never really bugged me when they threw the odd book or dish at the wall.	645	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] As everyone leans in to hear the latest vague reports about the alien invasion, the General bursts into the bunker. "I NEED A DOCTOR -." Immediately, every surgeon and physician stands at the ready. "NO! A DOCTOR OF ___!" Confused, all eyes turn to you.	463	WritingPrompts
“You’re so strong and smart and caring; I love you so much and can’t imagine my life without you.”	318	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] It's the night before the Science Fair and you just need something to make it look like you tried. You raid the attic and start gluing, splicing, and jamming weird electronic finds together. You turn your doodad on to see if it does anything and, unexpectedly, hear a very insistent voice.	314	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're 82 and are told you have maybe a month left. It's the anniversary of your mother's death and, feeling sentimental, you decide to visit her grave one last time. You see her headstone, read the inscription, nod hello to your grandfather - your grandfather?! He looks at you sheepishly....	144	WritingPrompts
[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking followed by a sharp CRACK that forced my eyes open.	128	TwoSentenceHorror
My dad yelled at me to hammer the pegs in faster as he set up the tarp in the fading sunlight.	100	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You hate your job. You resolve tenancy disputes. All. Day. Long. Ugh, here's another one. New resident has taken possession before the old resident vacated. You grab your clipboard and your pentagram, and head out to meet the body under contention.	76	WritingPrompts