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The kid wouldn’t stop screaming- or maybe it was me, I don’t know - but I dropped the bag and the gun and laid down on the floor to wait for the cops.

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The man laughed a little when I put all four of my comics on the counter.

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“He’s so excited to be a father, he never really had one and always says that this is what he was put on Earth to do; where is he?!”

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Over and over, I keep seeing her fall to the ground with my handprint blazing on her cheek.

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I stole away upstairs while everyone hooted and giggled at the gals racing to diaper their dolls in toilet paper.

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I remember holding my little Katie’s hands after Bex died and telling her “sometimes people go away and it’s okay to be sad, but you’re the toughest 11 year old I know and I know you’re going to be okay one day.”

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After hours of careful basting and smoking, I gingerly removed the brisket and triumphantly carried it to my awestruck family.

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I was watching TV with Mama and saw Dad do a really big jump off the bridge.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The kid wouldn’t stop screaming- or maybe it was me, I don’t know - but I dropped the bag and the gun and laid down on the floor to wait for the cops.	25
The man laughed a little when I put all four of my comics on the counter.	24
“He’s so excited to be a father, he never really had one and always says that this is what he was put on Earth to do; where is he?!”	23
Over and over, I keep seeing her fall to the ground with my handprint blazing on her cheek.	23
I stole away upstairs while everyone hooted and giggled at the gals racing to diaper their dolls in toilet paper.	19
I remember holding my little Katie’s hands after Bex died and telling her “sometimes people go away and it’s okay to be sad, but you’re the toughest 11 year old I know and I know you’re going to be okay one day.”	18
After hours of careful basting and smoking, I gingerly removed the brisket and triumphantly carried it to my awestruck family.	14
I was watching TV with Mama and saw Dad do a really big jump off the bridge.	13