/u/josiahstick's posts
[WP] You retain memories of all your previous lives whenever you die and are reborn. You've been keeping records of all your past lives and storing them in a time capsule. In your latest life, you find that someone else has stolen your records and replaced them with records of their own lives.
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[WP] A town's police force consists of only one man, because there's not enough crime in the town to warrant more police. However, an organized crime syndicate mistakenly believes that it's because the one man is strong enough to take on all crime by himself, so they've come to challenge him.
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[WP] You wake up one morning to the GEICO gecko standing on your nightstand talking on and on about the benefits of GEICO insurance. You don't know why it's here, or how it got there, but it won't shut up.
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[WP] A very famous man dies. Five years later, his best selling autobiography is released, and he's slated to appear at your local bookstore next week for an autograph signing. No one seems to find this suspicious, except you.
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[EU] A man who barely speaks said Beetlejuice twice twenty years ago. Today, he finally says Beetlejuice the third time.
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[WP] You're a fish that can breathe out of water. When you get caught in a fishing net, you play dead in hopes of seeing an opportunity for escape. You've just been purchased from the seafood cooler at the supermarket, and are on your way to becoming a human's dinner. It's now or never.
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