/u/joy3111's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As a child, I loved to watch the little figure run and jump behind the car, avoiding obstacles and following us.

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When I found a new pimple on my face, I popped it without second thought.

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When my child went missing, it took six weeks before he was found, miraculously alive.

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My dad thought I was dumb.

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When my friends and I decided to go skydiving, we expected to hear the classic "The worst part of your parachute not working isn't falling..." joke.

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I couldn't understand why he didn't like my card.

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I relaxed into my bed after a stressful day at work, sinking into the mattress with my cat's familiar warmth and purr lulling me to sleep.

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I was excited when my sister told me she had messed up so badly that I had become the favorite child.

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Everyone laughed as my wife repeatedly lost the test-your-strength machine.

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When the new neighbors moved in, they commented on how funny it was that we shared a last name.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a child, I loved to watch the little figure run and jump behind the car, avoiding obstacles and following us.	284
When I found a new pimple on my face, I popped it without second thought.	173
When my child went missing, it took six weeks before he was found, miraculously alive.	81
My dad thought I was dumb.	31
When my friends and I decided to go skydiving, we expected to hear the classic "The worst part of your parachute not working isn't falling..." joke.	31
I couldn't understand why he didn't like my card.	16
I relaxed into my bed after a stressful day at work, sinking into the mattress with my cat's familiar warmth and purr lulling me to sleep.	9
I was excited when my sister told me she had messed up so badly that I had become the favorite child.	3
Everyone laughed as my wife repeatedly lost the test-your-strength machine.	2
When the new neighbors moved in, they commented on how funny it was that we shared a last name.	1