/u/joyrider2018's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Time for bed in 5 minutes!” exclaimed mother flashing me her biggest smile while she pottered about in our spotless kitchen.

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I cried tears of joy when I saw my baby girl take her first steps...

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I’m pretty sure I’d opened this now tightly-shut kitchen window minutes ago before I went to grab some stuff I’d forgotten!

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I just moved to the friendliest little town to recuperate, and all the neighbours have been so warm and inviting.

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I can't stop throwing up and think will need to call in sick at work.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Time for bed in 5 minutes!” exclaimed mother flashing me her biggest smile while she pottered about in our spotless kitchen.	120
I cried tears of joy when I saw my baby girl take her first steps...	91
I’m pretty sure I’d opened this now tightly-shut kitchen window minutes ago before I went to grab some stuff I’d forgotten!	7
I just moved to the friendliest little town to recuperate, and all the neighbours have been so warm and inviting.	7
I can't stop throwing up and think will need to call in sick at work.	5