/u/jpeezey's posts
[WP] You've been the old man's butler for a decade, and on his death bed the man leaves his fortune to you on one condition: that you bring his remains back to his 'home.' You agree. After he passes you find his will, addressed to you, in which he reveals that he is not from Earth.
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[WP] You only smoke so you can blend in with the humans. Yes. The smoke can’t even hurt your robotic insides, of course. You could quit anytime you wanted to if you wanted to. It may be expensive but it’s within the allotted funding for your infiltration mission. You’re NOT addicted.
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[WP] You're a great demon that people can summon. In exchange for a percentage of their soul, you must perform any favor they ask. Usually they ask for wealth or forbidden love or for someone to be killed. This one guy, however, keeps summoning you just to clip his toenails for him.
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[WP] You are what you eat. When people reach adulthood, they must choose a food and eat only that. Their bodies will adopt certain characteristics of the animal or plant they consume. You are cornered in an alleyway by a person who has only human characteristics.
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[WP] You already had everything you wanted from your first two wishes, so you used your third to free the genie from his lamp. The resulting burst of magical energy destroyed the area like nuke. You wake up 3 weeks later with the ability to wield magic, but the world is in apocalyptic shambles.
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