/u/jpeezey's posts
[PI] While checking cargo of Explorer Spaceship a brainslug slips into your ear. But instead of hijacking your body, it desperately begs to stop the spaceship, as you risk awakening the Eldritch Cosmic Horror.
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[WP] The crystalline structure of gemstones can be repurposed into an artificial neural network, and so complex AI bodies are created with "brains" made of sapphire, ruby, emerald, etc. These miraculous beings start developing personalities, but are still often poached for their precious components.
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[WP] You have a strong affinity for magic, but you have a rare condition where your body stores mana within your bones. To use magic you have to release it forcibly. You're not a fan of snapping your own fingers (and/or more) every time you need to cast a spell, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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[WP] Ever see a bee cling to the windshield of a car? Ever wonder what the bee does once the car stops tens of miles away from the bee's home? Well that's kind of like what happened to you. You thought you landed on an asteroid, but it was actually an alien ship, and it just jumped to light-speed.
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[WP] Wow! You got transported to a fantasy world filled with magic and ripe for adventure! Problem: the inhabitants DON'T all randomly know how to speak your language, and there aren't any convenient magic translation rings. Good luck 'adventuring' when you can only communicate with gestures.
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[WP] You lost your right arm, and are getting a cybernetic replacement. The cyber-surgeons accidentally attach the wrong arm, and end up giving you a special prototype... Your right arm is now a master chef, with built in cooking utensils, herb dispensers, and recipe lists.
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[WP] The main character has been removed from story. Straight up deleted. Somehow, the plot goes on, side and supporting characters, and even the villains finding themselves compelled to drive the story forward, guided by some invisible, intangible force. None of them are quite sure what's going on.
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[WP] Things have never been the same since you ate those hallucinatory mushrooms... now there's a floating paperclip following you everywhere, constantly giving you advice. You ignore it at first, but then find yourself in a situation where his advice might just save your life.
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[WP] A brand new energy drink is being advertised in your hometown. Stands are handing out samples of the beverage every few blocks. You try some, and immediately wake up three weeks later in a factory, working at a job you didn't have before. A loud voice says: ALERT! EMPLOYEE 462 HAS WOKEN UP!
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