/u/jpeezey's posts
[WP] "That's necroman-SIR to you, Marrow-Brain! Drop and give me 20, and your patellas better not touch the ground or you're on bathroom duty!" - Unfortunately, a raised skeleton army won't do you any good if they're not trained to fight. Good thing you also happened to resurrect a drill sergeant.
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[WP] Your father is a duke. The king and one of his heirs is coming to visit your manor. Your overly ambitious father has a plan to kidnap the king's child during the visit, to use as leverage. Unbeknownst to your father, you've discovered this plot. Today, the king arrives.
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[EU] In the middle of a WW2 battle, a freak tornado touches down, and you, along with your M4 Sherman tank and the rest of the crew, are tossed into the air. When everything settles, you climb out of the hatch and find yourself in a fantastical world, the World of Oz, and it needs saving.
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[WP] You got your first set of hearing aids and can hear clearly for the first time in a long time. It was great for a while, but recently the devices have been picking up some kind of radio signal, a seemingly random stream of words and numbers. You've started to notice they correlate to something.
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[WP] You are making a superhero film, and put out a vague add in the classifieds. Real super hero’s show up, not realizing the add is for a movie. Instead of telling them, you put out another add for villains. This will be the best film ever.
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[WP] The pyramids weren't tombs, they were prisons. The mummies buried there were supposed to guard the prison with their spirts, but archeologists have destroyed the magic that kept them in place. An ancient evil rises.
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[WP] You work a mundane desk job. Your daily coffee is interrupted when the PA comes on, requesting all hands to the conference room for some mandatory training. Your eyes widen as you enter and see the 'training props' laid out on the table, and you wonder what this could have to do with your job.
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[WP] On your way into work you see a rabbit sitting on the side of the road, watching you as if waiting. At the last second, it hops in front of your car and you feel the distinctive thump of running it over. The next day the same thing happens in the same place, and the next day, and the next...
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[WP] You and a few friends are masters of various martial arts, but this only came about because one of your friends is a very heavy sleep-walker, and would unknowingly attack the rest of you during sleep-overs. Initially you all trained to protect yourselves, but now look forward to the brawls.
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[WP] A polite, chipper milkman begins delivering milk in your neighborhood, probably as some kind of promotional advertising. You always decline, even though some of your neighbors say it's the best milk they've ever had. Something about the milkman just doesn't sit right with you.
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