/u/jpeezey's posts
[WP] The ruling tyrant gathers up all the greatest bakers in the kingdom. He’s looking for a new royal baker, and will only settle for the best. He prepares a set of challenges and competitions. Only one person will win. The rest will be executed. It’s a Batter-Royal, a true Hunger Games. Good luck.
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[WP] An antique collector doesn't buy things for their aesthetic or cultural value, but for the ghosts often bound to such items. Housework, simple company, protection, etc; the collector uses these spirits for many things. You are a ghost attached to the latest trinket they've bought.
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[WP] You found a strange bottle cap that you've kept for a long time as your 'lucky charm.' You've also been searching for the type of bottle that it came from. Today you find out what it was, and realize you had it all wrong.
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[WP] Instead of water, the oceans are made of quicksand on this desert planet. You're part of band of pirates, readying to board a merchant vessel as your sand-glider approaches it over the shifting dunes.
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[EU] A cucumber is conducting a dangerous experiment in his lab when something goes wrong, and he's exposed to high levels of dangerous vinegar radiation. Now, whenever he's feeling salty, he turns into the Incre-DILL-ble Hulk and loses control.
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[WP] Every once in a while you find a faint black hand-print somewhere around your home. You're not sure if it's soot or dirt or what, but it wipes off easily. It's annoying and a little unsettling, and you haven't been able to come up with an explanation. They're starting to appear more frequently.
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[WP] At the center of our galaxy is a great, cosmic being. All that circulates around it, the whole galaxy, is only drawn around it because it is currently yawning... well, it's on the 'inhale' part of the yawn to be exact. Today, the cosmic being begins to exhale.
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[WP] All the way from a stasis pod on earth, you control an android on a far away planet, terraforming it to eventually be habitable for humans. You were told it was just a robot, but lately when you link up you're not in the same place you logged out from, and someone is leaving you messages.
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[WP] It's been two weeks since you found a dried up almost-dead potted plant on your doorstep. You took it in on a whim, re-potted it, and have been watering it vigilantly, but now you're trying to figure out what it is. As far as you can tell, this plant doesn't -or shouldn't- exist.
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