/u/jpeezey's posts
[WP] The spurs on his boot clinked as he tracked midwestern dirt into the main hall of the manor. A pale, gaunt fellow looked down from the second story banister. "This is a misunderstanding, Sheriff." - "Misunderstanding or not, Mr. Dracula, this town just ain't big enough for the both of us."
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[WP] A new weather anomaly arises: plasma storms that strike the Earth like lightning with the force of a nuclear football. We've found a way to trap and harness this energy by flying modified 'lightning rod' C-130s into the storms. You're part of the crew, either on the C-130 or in an escort jet.
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[WP] Lightning struck your computer at the same moment that you finished your manuscript. Reality warped, dimensions crossed, and now the fate of the multiverse rests on you locating your Mary-Sue character amidst the chaos, but so far you've only found Mary-Suede, Mary-Sews, and Mary-Smooth Jazz.
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[WP] People think you're a stingy, rude celebrity because you refuse to give out autographs. Really, you just know that your signature carries magic with it, imbuing whatever you sign with strange energy.
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[WP] You finish ghost school and are excited to start haunting your very first dwelling. After the closing ceremony, you get sent to your assigned house... only to find that there’s been a mistake. You’ve been assigned to a young girls dollhouse.
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[WP] An ancient cult performed strange rituals promised to make their highest ranking members immortal using strange chemical concoctions and precious metals. 1000s of years later, their enclave is uncovered by archeologists, and the ancient relics begin to resonate with modern radio waves and tech.
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[WP] You startle awake to find yourself in class. 9th grade. Problem is, you're supposed to be 25. Everyone around you seems to know you, as if you've always been there. They all treat you normally, until you run into one girl/guy who just looks at you funny from across the room.
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[WP] It’s been years since the Rend, a single apocalyptic day of war that scorched the world. Now humanity is starting to rebuild, but the same corporate and political greed that led to the Rend is still present. You don your mask and travel from place to place, eliminating ‘evil’ where you find it.
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[WP] You are a demon who is summoned to the world when a person feels pure hatred towards another. You aren't dismissed until you persuade the hateful person to kill the object of their rage. You run into some complications when you're summoned to a person who hates a fictional character in a book.
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[WP] Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy; it's beings like this that guard our realm against extra-dimensional threats, defending us from the shadows, maintaining their guise as myths for our safety. When the enemy breeches into our world in force, they reveal themselves out of necessity.
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