/u/jpeezey's posts
[WP] You are part of a maintenance team that scrubs down and washes interstellar ships between voyages. While working through the cargo compartment doing your mundane duties, you find a smuggling compartment that is still full of contraband.
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[WP] "How can I be so calm? When you look at that horde of zombies down there, you see an impenetrable wall of rotting flesh. I see a mosh pit. For you, it's the end of the world. For me, this is just Metal Fest 2023. Follow me."
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[WP] You are investigating the disappearance of an entire class at a local school. You come across documents that imply a science teacher was running some kind of experiment involving the kids. Prior to logging this discovery, the case is dropped and you are ordered to hand over all your evidence.
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[WP] An old, lazy wizard is assigned to take on a pupil against his will. He totally half-asses the job of teaching, and gives the kid pointless tasks. The kid happens to be a natural prodigy though, and always manages to find meaning in the wizards 'lessons,' mistaking him for a dedicated teacher.
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[WP] Everything matched the prophesy, so they double and then triple checked. It was undeniable; they had located the Chosen One, but he was not amongst the human settlements. With hesitancy the entourage forayed into 'monster' territory, toward an Orc settlement where the 'Hero' had just been born.
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[WP] You've just saved the city for the 4th time, which is a miracle since you're just a normal person. Two months ago you donned a cape for a costume party, but the knot you tied was really complicated and you can't undo it. You were too embarrassed to ask for help, so here you are...
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[WP] A black metal band secretly incorporated ancient spells into their seemingly unintelligible lyrics. Unsuspecting fans who manage to memorize the gibberish and sing along begin invoking the ancient magic.
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[WP] 'Something's not right.' You keep seeing that phrase everywhere. On a billboard, in a text, on a roadsign, graffiti on a wall, etc. When you blink the writing is gone, replaced by something normal, innocuous. It's unsettling. Then you hear someone nearby say it quietly: "Something's not right."
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[EU] A Blue's Clues episode but it's a horror murder mystery. Bloody hand prints mark clues instead of blue paw prints, etc. Steve is still his normal, eager, enthusiastic self, and is the only character who isn't horrified at what's going on.
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[WP] A popular web-novelist has a running serial about a murderer, but the killer is painted as a relatable protagonist. Going off a gut feeling, a detective begins investigating the stories as a possible admission of real crimes. When the next issue comes out there's a new antagonist: a detective.
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