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Even if aliens have been trying to make contact, space is so vast that most stars are dead by the time their light reaches us.

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The police found the suspect lounging comfortably on furniture made out of his victims.

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He had watched his neighbor long enough to know she spent most nights lounging on her couch watching TV alone.

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The parking lot was pitch black, so I assumed the street light was out.

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Last night I caught my neighbor peeping at me over the hedges.

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It turns out the Ouija board functions like a torture device for spirits on the other side.

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Mr. Howe made his fortune inventing the iButcher, a robot able to process a carcass and deliver the best cuts of steak to your door within a 30-minute timeframe.

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My hands are full of groceries when I walk into the biggest spiderweb of my life.

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Past generations dreaded the day their perfect children would turn into hormonal teenagers.

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Squiggles turns ten today!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Even if aliens have been trying to make contact, space is so vast that most stars are dead by the time their light reaches us.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
The police found the suspect lounging comfortably on furniture made out of his victims.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
He had watched his neighbor long enough to know she spent most nights lounging on her couch watching TV alone.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
The parking lot was pitch black, so I assumed the street light was out.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
Last night I caught my neighbor peeping at me over the hedges.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
It turns out the Ouija board functions like a torture device for spirits on the other side.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
Mr. Howe made his fortune inventing the iButcher, a robot able to process a carcass and deliver the best cuts of steak to your door within a 30-minute timeframe.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
My hands are full of groceries when I walk into the biggest spiderweb of my life.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
Past generations dreaded the day their perfect children would turn into hormonal teenagers.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Squiggles turns ten today!	32	TwoSentenceHorror