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The maniac leaned over to tell the woman seated beside him that he was a compulsive slasher and HAD to kill.

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He was so busy enjoying his ice cream cone he didn’t bother to look up when his mom took his hand.

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God, please help me with my weight-loss goals.

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My husband loves how easily I startle, so he is always playing pranks and popping up out of nowhere just to get a good yelp out of me.

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I really should have read the sex robot’s recall notice:

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I decided to sleep through my plane ride home from Europe with the help of a little Ambien.

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[Discussion] Anyone bummed out by the sheer number of stories here that hinge on the same misogynist twist wherein the narrator is (wait for it) the psychopath, rapist, murderer, abusive boyfriend/husband/father?

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There’s a TV channel that broadcasts world news from a week in the future and has predicted both Malaysia Flight 370’s disappearance and the Thai cave rescue.

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Whenever the king in yellow got to screaming, it would take the orderlies hours to quiet him down.

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Our Clinical Forensics professor went missing last night and the FBI is here to interview our class.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The maniac leaned over to tell the woman seated beside him that he was a compulsive slasher and HAD to kill.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
He was so busy enjoying his ice cream cone he didn’t bother to look up when his mom took his hand.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
God, please help me with my weight-loss goals.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
My husband loves how easily I startle, so he is always playing pranks and popping up out of nowhere just to get a good yelp out of me.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I really should have read the sex robot’s recall notice:	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I decided to sleep through my plane ride home from Europe with the help of a little Ambien.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
[Discussion] Anyone bummed out by the sheer number of stories here that hinge on the same misogynist twist wherein the narrator is (wait for it) the psychopath, rapist, murderer, abusive boyfriend/husband/father?	22	TwoSentenceHorror
There’s a TV channel that broadcasts world news from a week in the future and has predicted both Malaysia Flight 370’s disappearance and the Thai cave rescue.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
Whenever the king in yellow got to screaming, it would take the orderlies hours to quiet him down.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Our Clinical Forensics professor went missing last night and the FBI is here to interview our class.	20	TwoSentenceHorror