/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When he approached her with an offer to become famous, she jumped at the chance.

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Without telling my wife, I made a deal with the devil to exchange my first born for my newborn daughter's life.

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Last night, my wife was posthumously honored with a Pulitzer for the book she'd written.

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When he saw the billboard depicting his daughter bound and gagged with a phone number he should call, he grabbed his phone and dialed 911.

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This morning, I woke up to find I was embracing her cold, dead body, and, with no small amount of shame and self-disgust, I made love to her one, last time. NSFW

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I found that the deeper I walked into the suicide forest, the fresher the bodies became until, at the heart of the wood, only sacs hung from the branches.

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Disgusted with myself after cumming, I paused my sister's porn vid. NSFW

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"Hey, were you aware of a parasite that first cuts off and then takes the place of a fish's tongue?"

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He stroked his wife's wet hair and kissed her forehead as they gazed down lovingly at the newborn cradled between them.

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`"These showers are huge!" she giggled, her laughter echoing through the hollow room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When he approached her with an offer to become famous, she jumped at the chance.	8459
Without telling my wife, I made a deal with the devil to exchange my first born for my newborn daughter's life.	8354
Last night, my wife was posthumously honored with a Pulitzer for the book she'd written.	8308
When he saw the billboard depicting his daughter bound and gagged with a phone number he should call, he grabbed his phone and dialed 911.	7753
This morning, I woke up to find I was embracing her cold, dead body, and, with no small amount of shame and self-disgust, I made love to her one, last time. NSFW	7736
I found that the deeper I walked into the suicide forest, the fresher the bodies became until, at the heart of the wood, only sacs hung from the branches.	7545
Disgusted with myself after cumming, I paused my sister's porn vid. NSFW	7395
"Hey, were you aware of a parasite that first cuts off and then takes the place of a fish's tongue?"	6097
He stroked his wife's wet hair and kissed her forehead as they gazed down lovingly at the newborn cradled between them.	6062
`"These showers are huge!" she giggled, her laughter echoing through the hollow room.	5410