/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She smiled watching her starving family greedily dig into the main course she'd made.

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I just had a post removed from oddlysatisfying...

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I love it when my dad plays hide and seek with my sister and I.

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My kid wondered what was inside the surprise egg the Easter Bunny had left.

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I was choking at a restaurant and I must've blacked out, because I suddenly came to staring up at an unknown man.

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He calmly explained the history of using pig intestines in the process of making sausage.

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"Wanna fuck one last time?" I whispered sweetly into the receiver.

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My severely stubbed toe was split down the middle, black, and oozing pus.

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"Don't worry, we'll make sure to get all the lice out," she said and shaved off the girl's tresses.

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I handed my daughter the doll, thinking this might help with her anger issues.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She smiled watching her starving family greedily dig into the main course she'd made.	5147
I just had a post removed from oddlysatisfying...	4667
I love it when my dad plays hide and seek with my sister and I.	4624
My kid wondered what was inside the surprise egg the Easter Bunny had left.	4403
I was choking at a restaurant and I must've blacked out, because I suddenly came to staring up at an unknown man.	4326
He calmly explained the history of using pig intestines in the process of making sausage.	3901
"Wanna fuck one last time?" I whispered sweetly into the receiver.	3472
My severely stubbed toe was split down the middle, black, and oozing pus.	3381
"Don't worry, we'll make sure to get all the lice out," she said and shaved off the girl's tresses.	3353
I handed my daughter the doll, thinking this might help with her anger issues.	2911