/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"But why the hospital and not the cemetery?" I asked my brother as he adjusted the backpack straps securing the batteries.
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Drenched in toddler's blood and trembling, he answered the officer's question, saying "I was watching her on the beach picking up shells...."
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I was talking with my child online when he shared his screen of me and we both talked and giggled about the infinity created by it.
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When their teacher began hosting the class, a kid asked who the man standing behind her was and she smiled replying, "My husband...but he's not standing."
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