/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
The haughty nurse came into my room, bundle in hand, and said snidely, "I guess even the worst mothers should be able to hold their child."
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She cradled her engorged stomach confused and asked the doctor, "So, you're saying this is Pseudocyesis....a fake pregnancy?"
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When they found out their child was going to be born with both male and female sex organs, they thought long and hard until they came up with the best idea for the gender reveal party they'd planned.
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My heart raced upon hearing the words, "I've decided to bury you in the most efficient way possible."
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