/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I held my wife after she lit a candle on the anniversary of our baby's kidnapping.

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My wife got up chuckling when our son yelled from the kitchen, "Hey, there's no sugar and spice in here!"

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My wife cocked a playful eyebrow after telling me, "Sex, if you beat me at any game." NSFW

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[AUG22] I can taste the metal my teeth are resting on the more it heats up.

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"It's not natural!" I screamed at my "father" strapped to the table.

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I stared at my daughter's crack longingly.

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Handing me a twenty, my brother said, "Double or nothing?"

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"So, the next step is to surgically remove the tapeworm, right Doc?" I nervously asked.

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Ten years after leaving home, I saw my mother open the door and stand there with sparkling, moist eyes, and open arms.

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My daughter cried as she bent over the toilet puking again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I held my wife after she lit a candle on the anniversary of our baby's kidnapping.	983
My wife got up chuckling when our son yelled from the kitchen, "Hey, there's no sugar and spice in here!"	981
My wife cocked a playful eyebrow after telling me, "Sex, if you beat me at any game." NSFW	972
[AUG22] I can taste the metal my teeth are resting on the more it heats up.	959
"It's not natural!" I screamed at my "father" strapped to the table.	921
I stared at my daughter's crack longingly.	875
Handing me a twenty, my brother said, "Double or nothing?"	873
"So, the next step is to surgically remove the tapeworm, right Doc?" I nervously asked.	860
Ten years after leaving home, I saw my mother open the door and stand there with sparkling, moist eyes, and open arms.	857
My daughter cried as she bent over the toilet puking again.	812