/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to wrap my head around this.

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My smoothy was still a bit too chunky for my taste, so I poured it back into the blender.

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Having an insidious second personality live inside me has made it almost impossible to find a partner who loves and accepts me, but I found a match!

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My wife told me to go blow off some steam, so I headed for the spa.

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We sat picnicking on a late summer day and watched as the wind blew patterns onto the golden wheat field below us.

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She hammered the rusted nail in and stepped back to look at him hanging there.

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I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that I'm HIV positive.

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"Are you sure your parents are at the house?" he asked the little girl and she nodded taking his hand.

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"D'ja see the news that Tayvon Jackson, who was set to start for the Panthers in the Playoffs tonight, died in a car accident?"

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I tracked the mud into the house and up the stairs where the squeaking of her old mattress springs were grinding out a rhythm.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to wrap my head around this.	10
My smoothy was still a bit too chunky for my taste, so I poured it back into the blender.	10
Having an insidious second personality live inside me has made it almost impossible to find a partner who loves and accepts me, but I found a match!	10
My wife told me to go blow off some steam, so I headed for the spa.	10
We sat picnicking on a late summer day and watched as the wind blew patterns onto the golden wheat field below us.	10
She hammered the rusted nail in and stepped back to look at him hanging there.	10
I don't know how to tell my girlfriend that I'm HIV positive.	10
"Are you sure your parents are at the house?" he asked the little girl and she nodded taking his hand.	10
"D'ja see the news that Tayvon Jackson, who was set to start for the Panthers in the Playoffs tonight, died in a car accident?"	10
I tracked the mud into the house and up the stairs where the squeaking of her old mattress springs were grinding out a rhythm.	10