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[WP] When a belief in a god dies, that god materializes in physical, mortal form. This can be a difficult transition so you've created a self-help programme for them called God's Anonymous. You're chairing tonight's meeting when a surprise newcomer enters.
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When I told my father I wasn't going to put up with beatings anymore he grinned and said, "You're shittin' me!"
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Her daughter complained of stomach aches just before bed, so she gave her two pills and tucked her in.
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Visitors to the cemetery were reporting hearing muffled screams near a freshly buried grave, so the casket was exhumed and the lid opened.
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My parents are practical jokers and love to act like I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to them.
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