/u/justadair's posts
Every summer as a kid, my uncle Jeff would bring over Henry, his St. Bernard, who'd chase me, knock me down, and then lick me to death.
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The day I was ordained as a priest was a celebration and I was overjoyed to be able to spread the word of God.
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[WP] You are the narrative voice of a fairy tale with one code: never interact directly with the readers. Your current one, however, keeps twisting the story and making heinous remarks which go directly against the fiber you were printed on. You decide to break the code.
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[WP] The Reaper and its opposite, The Sower, do not work at odds with one another, but rather in conjunction, to maintain universal balance. They work tirelessly planning out life forms and their subsequent harvests. They don't always agree and not all of their experiments have been successful.
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When the fire alarm went off, all the teachers and students calmly exited the building and gathered in front of it.
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[WP] Your days at work are often exhausting, but never boring because you run a senior living center providing care for elderly superheroes and villains.
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While dreaming, he cursed as he bumped his arm, but then saw his bathroom glowing and felt that warm release you get from finally peeing.
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