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The sign on the gate read, "Sorry, but we are at full capacity, no one else shall be allowed in."

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My wife and daughter were kidnapped three days ago, and I've been trying ever since to convince my very wealthy father-in-law to just pay the ransom without incident.

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As I sit here on my throne and look out at the people all gathered to see me; I get this overwhelming sense of accomplishment.

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I crashed my car last night after I may have had a little too much to drink so I left the scene, and reported it stolen.

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It's really cool returning to the well that I fell in when I was a dumb kid.

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A meteor recently crashed to Earth, carrying with it an alien parasite that had the ability to infect humans at an alarming rate.

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I just got back home, and that's when I saw the bodies...

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When they poked the needle in to draw blood, a black ooze filled the vial.

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I couldn't believe it, me of all people got called up to the stage by the magician to assist him in his disappearing man trick.

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I was told that the "demon" seen during sleep paralysis is all in the mind, and that sleep paralysis itself is just some sort of malfunction in the ability of the brain to control sleep.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The sign on the gate read, "Sorry, but we are at full capacity, no one else shall be allowed in."	11279
My wife and daughter were kidnapped three days ago, and I've been trying ever since to convince my very wealthy father-in-law to just pay the ransom without incident.	9155
As I sit here on my throne and look out at the people all gathered to see me; I get this overwhelming sense of accomplishment.	736
I crashed my car last night after I may have had a little too much to drink so I left the scene, and reported it stolen.	162
It's really cool returning to the well that I fell in when I was a dumb kid.	125
A meteor recently crashed to Earth, carrying with it an alien parasite that had the ability to infect humans at an alarming rate.	80
I just got back home, and that's when I saw the bodies...	51
When they poked the needle in to draw blood, a black ooze filled the vial.	42
I couldn't believe it, me of all people got called up to the stage by the magician to assist him in his disappearing man trick.	42
I was told that the "demon" seen during sleep paralysis is all in the mind, and that sleep paralysis itself is just some sort of malfunction in the ability of the brain to control sleep.	38